If women talk funny in the maternity ward, it’s just normal talk we guys have to put up with. It’s hard but just try and keep a straight face and make yourself invisible.
Loud old veteran nurse, checked in on a new mother. Sees her wearing a padded bra and went; “ Look, unless you’re going to turn up in Parliament, lose the bra,” she loudly proclaimed.
But why…us guys would bust to ask. Shhh…it’s woman talk. They’re talking about women’s wear.
You don’t want her to hear you. It’ll be awkward if she stares your way and asks loudly, why you’re interested in women’s bras.
“… men are always interested, like you they just pretend they’re not, dear